BLOODY PERKS

This blend of graphic novel and prose tells the story of Keningale Perks: a mild-mannered vegan antiques appraiser, soft-spoken and perpetually nauseated by the mere thought of steak tartare. One minute, he’s haggling over a dusty vase in a dingy thrift store; the next, he’s sprouting fangs and dry-heaving at the sight of his own shadow.

The culprit? An ancient artifact - no instructions, no warranty, just a one-way ticket to Vampiric Hell. What follows is a deranged, blood-soaked odyssey through the neon-lit gutters of a from-bad-to-worse day. Perks is a man at war with himself - half pacifist collector of weird knick-knacks, half bloodthirsty lunatic.

Enter Bloody Perks, his sinister alter ego: a bad-mouthing, blood-guzzling, anti-establishment monster with a taste for carnage and a wicked sense of humor. Together, they stumble through a kaleidoscopic nightmare of existential dread, vegan guilt, and late-night bloodlust.

This isn’t your average vampire story. It’s a savage journey into the heart of darkness, where sanity is optional, morals are for suckers, and the only certainty is that everything will end in chaos.

Buckle up.
It’s going to get weird - fast.

220 PAGES | FULL COLOR | HARDCOVER
$52.80 > BUY HERE

AN INSANE JOURNEY INTO THE DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL

A CAUTIONARY TALE IN THE SAME VEIN OF DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE

“BLOODY PERKS
is BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!…
If Kurt Vonnegut and Anne Rice had
a love child while tripping heavily
on a batch of space acid”
- Robert B.

“DAZZLING ILLUSTRATIONS…
A fun slant on the vampire genre
that Kubrick would appreciate”
- Adam C.

“A VERY FUN JAUNT
providing much-needed escapism,
wonder, audacity and entertainment”
- Hildred R.

“A DELIGHTFUL GRAPHIC NOVEL
rife with imaginative, disquieting imagery”
- Brian A.

“GRIPPING AND FASCINATING…
many reasons to appreciate this innovative
and refreshing take on the vampire mythos”
- Hasan Y.

“AWESOME VISUALS!
I’m a new fan now”
- Thomas S.

“The illustrations are fantastic and
the story is especially imaginative.
GET IT. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!”
- Jessica S.